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Miranda
@mirandaj0hn
Naturally, I would pick the table next to 2 nurses talking about ulcers & tumors while Iβm trying to eat my lunch at Wegmans.
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Miranda
@mirandaj0hn
*@mirandaj0hn running around* "don't worry, I'll clean up before you come home!" - me "NO. I DONT LIKE WHERE YOU PUT THINGS" - her.
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Miranda
@mirandaj0hn
@skyler_bogdan @RootsCanada @cityandcolour Yes we do!!
Miranda
@mirandaj0hn
"If you see me running you should prolly too because there is something wrong" -@AmberReaume
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Miranda
@mirandaj0hn
"When someone shows you their true colors, believe them the first time."
Miranda
@mirandaj0hn
@AmberReaume oh did sheeee?!
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Miranda
@mirandaj0hn
New year, same Leo. pic.twitter.com/Ho6ZvoEoUs
Miranda
@mirandaj0hn
@chrisdelia @Papascheff what
Miranda
@mirandaj0hn
Frank Underwood 2016
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Miranda
@mirandaj0hn
@taylorbogdann this is actually a funny tweet. #congrats
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
