iEmoji Feeds @๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐ข๐ฟ๐ถ๐ด๐ถ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐ [Cheese Wedge][Tumbler Glass][Trade Mark] (misguidedgent)
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Sorry. Your tattoos made me lose my train of thought.
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Girl: *posts selfie
Me:
G: aww thanks
Me: no, I meant burn that picture itโs awful
Me:
G: aww thanks
Me: no, I meant burn that picture itโs awful
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Repeat after me:
โThis....is for Frank.โ
And then tug your nipples wicked hard.
โThis....is for Frank.โ
And then tug your nipples wicked hard.
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โIm awake!โ I shout...
As I turn on the passenger side heated seat instead of mine
As I turn on the passenger side heated seat instead of mine
You say I need Jesus...
I say I need bourbon...
Hey at least itโs better than Satan
I say I need bourbon...
Hey at least itโs better than Satan
You have access to all of my fuck holes upon command.
- me being romantic
- me being romantic
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Show him youโre a real MILF by having kids toys in the background of all your nudes...
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Single dads...I see you.
This is your day, also.
This is your day, also.
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If you have a small booty or small boobs please donโt think youโre not appreciated. Cupcakes are still cakes.
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Sometimes you need to remind your friends that theyโre beautiful inside and out.
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The Original J๐ง๐ฅโข๏ธ
@misguidedgent
Handwritten notes & care packages in the mail are life.
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
