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Jacobe from Da Couch
@MUHFUGGINJKELLS
Can't remember the last time I saw an attractive married woman in person, but women that look like Hamsters always have a ring.
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Jacobe from Da Couch
@MUHFUGGINJKELLS
Make her cum at least 3 times, lay in her lap and tell her your life story, leave and then text her, "I don't think I'm what you need."
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Jacobe from Da Couch
@MUHFUGGINJKELLS
I really ain't shit.
Jacobe from Da Couch
@MUHFUGGINJKELLS
Y'all acting like Tyga isn't a serial molester. Statutory Rapists can just sense shit like that. He knew.
Jacobe from Da Couch
@MUHFUGGINJKELLS
Turn 25 in 2016, if I'm not cuffed by then, I'm hitting the grown n sexy lounges and smashing some of y'all aunties. In my H&M blazer
Jacobe from Da Couch
@MUHFUGGINJKELLS
"today I got time cuz" pic.twitter.com/KDl4y0niUn
Jacobe from Da Couch
@MUHFUGGINJKELLS
When she says "you get on nervessss." While pulling her panties down.
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Jacobe from Da Couch
@MUHFUGGINJKELLS
Beckham stepped over him like AI did Tyrone Lue.
Jacobe from Da Couch
@MUHFUGGINJKELLS
Your girl strokes your ego so much when y'all first start sexing. "You trying to hurt me." knowing she's had dicks bigger than yours.
Jacobe from Da Couch
@MUHFUGGINJKELLS
Bonnet yea I have the special cream for the facial mask twitter.com/MUHFUGGINJKELLβ¦
Retweet of status by @Drew__Breeze
Jacobe from Da Couch
@MUHFUGGINJKELLS
When women date a nigga with money only to find out that he's cheap.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
