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stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
My wife just pointed out that this is a skinny mirror and that I am in fact wider than I appear in this picture.
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stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
This is my kind of dream origin story, but I think it actually happened. pic.twitter.com/yd8aAyKo1C
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stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
@capivaramutanty @SummerleeMuseum Thanks for having us! We had a really nice time!
stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
THIS HAS GOT SO BAD EVEN THE INTROVERTS ARE HERE - my favourite banner today
stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
The missus came downstairs and caught me looking at porn pic.twitter.com/Uk2tRHVFHX
stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
Misty mountain hop. So nice to be beside the water, breathing in deep and being thankful. pic.twitter.com/efzKnTNRz5
stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
Saying that, if Iβd followed my own rules you might never have had Sinister or Tigermilk.
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stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
La Bamba by Los Lobos was number 1 in the UK when the light left the star.
stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
Love these guys. Well done Scotland, you got a result, you played out your skin. Couldnβt ask any more. Hereβs foβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
Itβs like the last twenty years never existed!
stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
Following these instructions would not only solve the world's problem but would see us all neatly to a blissful eternity.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
