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WeatherMan
@ngwata_francis
My water broke! In labour and stuck in traffic
Retweet of status by @stylesketches
25 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My water broke! In labour and stuck in traffic π±
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WeatherMan
@ngwata_francis
When she screams your Twitter handle during sex because she doesn't know your real name
Retweet of status by @norarochelle
20 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When she screams your Twitter handle during sex because she doesn't know your real name ππππ
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WeatherMan
@ngwata_francis
20 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote People being set free after reciting Koran verses... I'm here thinking, what if I'm told to recite at least 5 bible verses to be set free? π
Bruce
@ngwata_francis
Wachawi wa Tanzania wanatufelisha kweli, Kama mnaweza nyanyua raia usingizini kupeleka kulima mmeshindwa nini kuroga hizo ngamia? arifee.
Retweet of status by @Ronetayse
17 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Wachawi wa Tanzania wanatufelisha kweli, Kama mnaweza nyanyua raia usingizini kupeleka kulima mmeshindwa nini kuroga hizo ngamia? π© arifee.
Bruce
@ngwata_francis
Throw shade on anything,.... Anything.... But not Chapos.
14 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Throw shade on anything,.... Anything.... But not Chapos.
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06 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Haha gede ya rwabe kwani gari ya Arum hunusa kiasi kama guage imeruka juu?? Ina'take deep breath teke teke! ππ
Bruce
@ngwata_francis
@LaylaLestrange @MediaMK #BlessingsOnBlessings Dubai Paris London
05 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @LaylaLestrange @MediaMK #BlessingsOnBlessings β Dubai βParis β London β
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Bruce
@ngwata_francis
Mnaopiga selfie kwenye chumba cha kupigia kura mnatuchelewesha tuliopo kwenye foleni, msitufanyie hiv jua kali
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25 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mnaopiga selfie kwenye chumba cha kupigia kura mnatuchelewesha tuliopo kwenye foleni, msitufanyie hiv jua kali πππ
Bruce
@ngwata_francis
Kuna mzee kaingia kituoni anatafuta jina la diamond tunamwambia sio mgombea anasema tunadanganya mbona alifanya kampeni
Retweet of status by @JACOBLAIZER
25 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Kuna mzee kaingia kituoni anatafuta jina la diamond tunamwambia sio mgombea anasema tunadanganya mbona alifanya kampeniππβπΏβπΏ
22 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote you stay single for too long till you forget basic stuff when a girl comes over like, juice should be served cold and not boiled π
Bruce
@ngwata_francis
When Bus branding and Billboards are too expensive for the work of God..... pic.twitter.com/dC9lFgDjrm
Retweet of status by @TopeIbironke
14 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When Bus branding and Billboards are too expensive for the work of God..... βΊοΈ http://t.co/dC9lFgDjrm
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ