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Niah
@niah_dee_uk
Call it women's intuition ... But I know something is not right
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Niah
@niah_dee_uk
When you get dressed in the morning for a miserable dull day and the sun wants to creep up on me come lunch time ... Damn you jeans
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Niah
@niah_dee_uk
As if my bro said he wishes he could sing - "not too good, just good enough to be a tribute act or backing singer!" - big dreams bro
Niah
@niah_dee_uk
Who's calling me off a blocked number and hanging up ... It's 2013 what's wrong with ppl these days #GrowTheFuckUp
Niah
@niah_dee_uk
@Fergie_84 mommies boy
Self inflicted
Self inflicted
Niah
@niah_dee_uk
Just seen 2 dogs fighting in the street ragging up their owner blood all over them ... That's why I don't do dogs boss
Niah
@niah_dee_uk
Found a fiver amongst receipts
#ballin'
#ballin'
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Niah
@niah_dee_uk
Why the hell has iPhone got an emoji for a floppy disc ... Like I haven't seen one of these since 2003 wtf
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
