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KLAUS
@nickmasisimanie
Call me weird but I loveee loveee!! the smell of sand when it's about to rain
who else here?
who else here?
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KLAUS
@nickmasisimanie
My first born will be called Mbappedzashe
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KLAUS
@nickmasisimanie
A girl that loves you will always think that you're cheating on her, because she thinks every women see what she see's in you
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KLAUS
@nickmasisimanie
Happy sabbath yโall pic.twitter.com/Yv4vI5gbQs
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KLAUS
@nickmasisimanie
Thereโs no relationship without rules, if you want freedom, stay single
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KLAUS
@nickmasisimanie
High school reunions are better off in
America, because I don't think that concept would have worked in Zimbabwe.
America, because I don't think that concept would have worked in Zimbabwe.
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KLAUS
@nickmasisimanie
Welcome to Harare where the garbage collectors collect the gabages from households vosiya vamazadza muroad
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KLAUS
@nickmasisimanie
My mom, your mom, our mom, won't die without eating the fruit of their labour...
Drop
Drop
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KLAUS
@nickmasisimanie
Pain of forcing conversation just because you love that person ..
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KLAUS
@nickmasisimanie
People hide pimples and scars because they donโt look good with them, your boyfriend also hides you because โฆ.. you know what never mindโ
KLAUS
@nickmasisimanie
Deep down i wanna have my own girlfriend but this is Zimbabwe
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
