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Nicole James
@nicolejamessays
@AOC @MaryKMart girl how are we gonna fix this mess for real
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Nicole James
@nicolejamessays
@annehelen my hope for every woman is the lightning flash realization that no one has to live like this ever for any reason
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Nicole James
@nicolejamessays
When u canβt find the guide on the hotel room TV so you land on Bravo during a commercial & they come back frm break & itβs Below Deck
Nicole James
@nicolejamessays
Related: I've seen hulk hogans sex tape and "ughhh too much sashimi" is a now years-long inside joke between me and my bf
Nicole James
@nicolejamessays
"It's your 8 minute uber wait/when 5 cabs drove by" β Alanis Morisette
Nicole James
@nicolejamessays
[4/23/16]
: why are you crying?
: no one uses me
: your time will come!
[the next day]
: hey lemon, congrats
: new phone, who dis
: why are you crying?
: no one uses me
: your time will come!
[the next day]
: hey lemon, congrats
: new phone, who dis
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Nicole James
@nicolejamessays
Guy Fieri is a world renowned chef with 17 TV shows and doesn't like or eat eggs...
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Nicole James
@nicolejamessays
"Someone said that I'm going to love LA ... V rude of them." Spoken like a true New Yorker, @nicolejamessays
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Nicole James
@nicolejamessays
When you're phone is too old to do the @Snapchat update pic.twitter.com/N5McHfIDg0
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Nicole James
@nicolejamessays
"Are you here for an internship?" Is the nicest compliment I've gotten in a while.
Nicole James
@nicolejamessays
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
