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Nomadic Matt
@nomadicmatt
This lobster grilled cheese was ! 10/10 recommend! @ Dock Local in #Nashville pic.twitter.com/9dfSIcIu3T
07 Jan 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This lobster grilled cheese was 🔥🔥🔥🔥! 10/10 recommend! @ Dock Local in #Nashville https://t.co/9dfSIcIu3T
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Nomadic Matt
@nomadicmatt
If you hear yo pilot say “well folks” just start gathering your belongings
Retweet of status by @Darneequaa
25 Dec 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you hear yo pilot say “well folks” just start gathering your belongings😭
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Nomadic Matt
@nomadicmatt
I wish I had the ability to sleep late. 🥱🥱
08 Nov 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I wish I had the ability to sleep late. 🥱🥱😴😴
Nomadic Matt
@nomadicmatt
Overheard: “I’m a manifestation coach. I help people manifest their dreams.”
24 Sep 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Overheard: “I’m a manifestation coach. I help people manifest their dreams.”
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Nomadic Matt
@nomadicmatt
Also we went to this bar with a youngish crowd and the bouncer was about to ID us and goes “Naa you’re good.”
12 Aug 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Also we went to this bar with a youngish crowd and the bouncer was about to ID us and goes “Naa you’re good.” 😡
Nomadic Matt
@nomadicmatt
“Please stay home 🥹” — Delta Air Lines twitter.com/kpottermn/stat…
28 Jun 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote “Please stay home 🥹♥️” — Delta Air Lines https://t.co/Rk8UcgvNyG
Nomadic Matt
@nomadicmatt
I’m three whiskeys deep. Here’s what pisses me off most about travelers:
02 Jun 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I’m three whiskeys deep. Here’s what pisses me off most about travelers: 🧵
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Nomadic Matt
@nomadicmatt
Your thoughts and prayers and Ukraine flag emojis are nice but won't change much
If you really want to help, don… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
If you really want to help, don… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
25 Feb 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🙏 Your thoughts and prayers and Ukraine flag emojis are nice but won't change much
If you really want to help, don… https://t.co/91ZvltBAgd
Nomadic Matt
@nomadicmatt
This is an actual line from a PR email I got:
"I hope you've been staying positive and testing negative."
"I hope you've been staying positive and testing negative."
19 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This is an actual line from a PR email I got:
"I hope you've been staying positive and testing negative."
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Nomadic Matt
@nomadicmatt
I got Georgia on my mind this morning!
06 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I got Georgia on my mind this morning! 🍑🍑🍑😊😊😊
Nomadic Matt
@nomadicmatt
While Emily in Paris was dumb, it made me miss Paris. A lot.
11 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote While Emily in Paris was dumb, it made me miss Paris. A lot. 😭😭
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊