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Tim Packard
@packmanskates
People asking me for a favor when they havint talked to me in months
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Tim Packard
@packmanskates
@757Monalisa We've already done both separately. I see nothing wrong with combining them
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Tim Packard
@packmanskates
This cop is so posting up to catch me. Ain't gonna happen pigs.
Tim Packard
@packmanskates
People that literally text you back right after you text them for every text scare me. Do you have anything else going on in your life?
Tim Packard
@packmanskates
And where did this rain come from?
Tim Packard
@packmanskates
So if I slip up dot judge me because you're not perfect either. #alittleannoyed
Tim Packard
@packmanskates
The last 3 songs on my pandora have been about smokin weed.
It's not 4/20 yet calm down.
It's not 4/20 yet calm down.
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Tim Packard
@packmanskates
Makin dinner. On that chef status
Tim Packard
@packmanskates
Someone help me put my life-proof case on. I'm ready to take my phone in the shower
Tim Packard
@packmanskates
@sibrox1 Well in that case you should save a dude a slice or two
Tim Packard
@packmanskates
@LzzyNytmare @tr3y_918 That and clogging up toilets
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
