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سیدہ حریم فاطمہ
@paranoidish
if Imran Khan wins aaj, can I go to Bani Gala and snort a few lines with him? itna tou banta hay yaar. tabdeeli na sahi, nashay tou ajaen
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سیدہ حریم فاطمہ
@paranoidish
Paynchodon Rao Anwar *The Murderer* has been set free this morning... while Abbasi sent for lifetime imprisonment!!!
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@paranoidish
Someone please motivate my lazy ass to go to gym today!
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سیدہ حریم فاطمہ
@paranoidish
I swear everytime my mother has used the ‘Main tumhari dost hoon mujhe batao’ card on me HAMAISHA MASLA HI HUA HAI AGEY
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سیدہ حریم فاطمہ
@paranoidish
Promote shia-sunni marriages
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e c c e n t r i c
@paranoidish
nothing new, paki women are used to cheating on others twitter.com/sohatazz/statu…
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e c c e n t r i c
@paranoidish
I've moved from midnight mental breakdowns to early morning mental breakdowns.
e c c e n t r i c
@paranoidish
Purposely torturing yourself by not sleeping early at night and complaining about not getting enough sleep the following day. Repeat
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e c c e n t r i c
@paranoidish
Woaaahh
Ouch!! pic.twitter.com/bpZxZxgl5N
Ouch!! pic.twitter.com/bpZxZxgl5N
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
