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Fati Alkali
@phateemassari
Me that my father mistakenly sent Obama to pick me from the airport instead of Obasanjo nko? I did not even loud it twitter.com/tweetthor/statβ¦
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Fati Alkali
@phateemassari
It's so funny when someone gets dragged and says he/she does not care about @TrailerJamShow ,my dear you care,you are ashamed .
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Fati Alkali
@phateemassari
Happy Children's Day to all those ladies who think it's the guy's job to always do the checking up
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Fati Alkali
@phateemassari
All I want is unpredictable kisses & unforgettable laughter.
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Fati Alkali
@phateemassari
Girl: Omg you smell so nice. What perfume are you wearing?
Boy: Fuel by NNPC... Eu de flammable
Boy: Fuel by NNPC... Eu de flammable
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Fati Alkali
@phateemassari
Burna boy, listen to people singing along na #OLIC2 #OLIC2015
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Fati Alkali
@phateemassari
You have a phone and data to tweet and you say Nigeria is not good to you.
Better sempe and be thankful
Better sempe and be thankful
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Fati Alkali
@phateemassari
Yabba D Doo pic.twitter.com/HUvQn0RGws
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Fati Alkali
@phateemassari
Bruh Kevin hart is the man pic.twitter.com/2mpsFoOIh1
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Fati Alkali
@phateemassari
Fati Alkali
@phateemassari
After failing JAMB 4 d 7th time. Mom: pass me my handbag, Me: *passes hand bag* Mom: @least u can pass sth. Me:
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
