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Carmella Cannoli
@piccolobutt
At the age of 48
I often wonder where my thoughts
go when I forget them
I often wonder where my thoughts
go when I forget them
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Carmella Cannoli
@piccolobutt
Nudes are fine… but what I’d really like to see is a full body shot of your credit cards pic.twitter.com/iAN29xzVFU
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Carmella Cannoli
@piccolobutt
It’s Sunday!! Don’t be hos today
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Carmella Cannoli
@piccolobutt
@MickeyBlowtorch like it’s not fake eggs in a cardboard container and low fat yoplait
Carmella Cannoli
@piccolobutt
Please excuse me while I mentally checkout
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Carmella Cannoli
@piccolobutt
Todays cup of coffee is brought to you by the letter IDGAF.
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Carmella Cannoli
@piccolobutt
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Carmella Cannoli
@piccolobutt
New boyfriend Gas prices
Won’t go down
Won’t go down
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Carmella Cannoli
@piccolobutt
I can see you're upset. Would 50 loose Nerds from the bottom of my purse help?
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Carmella Cannoli
@piccolobutt
Y’all can hate on peeps all you want, but I love them and I’ll never stop.
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Carmella Cannoli
@piccolobutt
I’ve been accused of “beating a dead horse” but I’ll have you know,
I am an animal lover!
I am an animal lover!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
