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Parker
@pthompson1996
I am so emotionally unstable when it comes to boys
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Parker
@pthompson1996
Yay someone at work stole my shorts
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Parker
@pthompson1996
What my future is gonna look like pic.twitter.com/D5vbHjhj42
Parker
@pthompson1996
Sam Mikulak is my new gym motivation pic.twitter.com/30BjU7kKhX
Retweet of status by @Prince_Aaronn
Parker
@pthompson1996
These guys that break up with one guy & have a boyfriend the next day.... Like how does that happen
Parker
@pthompson1996
BREAKING: Suspect ambushes cop in #Valdosta, GA after calling 911 reporting a burglary at his home pic.twitter.com/tNyMIOLE4V
Retweet of status by @JaredWyand
Parker
@pthompson1996
So my mom is sitting beside me while I'm scrolling through Facebook.. "God, Parker. Do you have any straight friends?"
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Parker
@pthompson1996
I just wanna be tan and skinny and not at work
Retweet of status by @ToriStory3
Parker
@pthompson1996
Can't hang past 9:30
Retweet of status by @DustyForeman
Parker
@pthompson1996
Lifetime fitness is
Retweet of status by @scott14333
Parker
@pthompson1996
In 12 years or so North and Kim are going to be competing to see whose nude can get the most RT's
Retweet of status by @Indiana_Jones20
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
