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Rachel Simpson
@rae_simpson
Pssst: Everything definitely doesn't happen for a reason! But I applaud your glass half full approach to dealing w/ this sinking ship.
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Rachel Simpson
@rae_simpson
man how MAD do we get when we're drunk & the Uber won't let our 17th friend in the car I always understand in the morning lol
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Rachel Simpson
@rae_simpson
lmfaoooo look what I did to Jordyn pic.twitter.com/wMugxI3qyf
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Rachel Simpson
@rae_simpson
The day youve all been waiting for has come... @brynne_renne & I are officially roommatesmight not end well for someone but it'll be fun
Rachel Simpson
@rae_simpson
Got pulled over last night (surprising, ik)& the cop said "I just wanted to make sure there wasn't an emergency with how fast u we're goin"
Rachel Simpson
@rae_simpson
women get made out to be 'crazy' for legit just noticing small things & putting them together. men overlook everythinggg lol y'all bad
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Rachel Simpson
@rae_simpson
I'm definitely top 5 worst people to be on a road trip with (@rolla_J4 you're up there) so S/O to @mollz_bollz for bein a team player #
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Rachel Simpson
@rae_simpson
All the kids in my family are all home together this weekend for the first time in a long time shits about to get real #bye
Rachel Simpson
@rae_simpson
I would love to ruin someone's day/year with some screenshots right now
Rachel Simpson
@rae_simpson
@rae_simpson I feel this tweet so much, preach it
Rachel Simpson
@rae_simpson
@iRoundtree15 I don't have them
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
