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Roald Dahl HQ βοΈ
@roald_dahl
Very exciting news!
This year the Official @WorldBookDayUK bedtime story will be a reading of The Witches by thβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
This year the Official @WorldBookDayUK bedtime story will be a reading of The Witches by thβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Roald Dahl HQ βοΈ
@roald_dahl
MRS TWIT'S GUIDE TO ROMANCE
- Offer to make your other half dinner
- Serve them a lovely plate of spaghetti
- Itβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
- Offer to make your other half dinner
- Serve them a lovely plate of spaghetti
- Itβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Roald Dahl HQ
@roald_dahl
Today is #NationalTriviaDay, and we think you should know that in early drafts, Willy Wonka was called "Mr Ritchie".
Roald Dahl HQ
@roald_dahl
SOME ADVICE FOR THE NEW YEAR
Go the whole hog
Nothing is impossible
Never grow up, always down
And don'tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Go the whole hog
Nothing is impossible
Never grow up, always down
And don'tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Roald Dahl HQ
@roald_dahl
πππππππππ
(noun)
Somebody who doesnβt do very much - for example, you since Boxing Day.
(noun)
Somebody who doesnβt do very much - for example, you since Boxing Day.
Roald Dahl HQ
@roald_dahl
MRS TWIT'S GUIDE TO MAKING CHRISTMAS MEMORIES
Offer to take a family photo
"Say cheese!"
Print the photo asβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Offer to take a family photo
"Say cheese!"
Print the photo asβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Roald Dahl HQ
@roald_dahl
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(noun)
A very silly idea - for example, when someone suggests waiting until after Christmas lunch to open your presents.
(noun)
A very silly idea - for example, when someone suggests waiting until after Christmas lunch to open your presents.
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Roald Dahl HQ
@roald_dahl
MRS TWIT'S GUIDE TO HOLIDAY HOSTING
Offer to make drinks for everyone
Listen to their orders carefully
Don'tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Offer to make drinks for everyone
Listen to their orders carefully
Don'tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Roald Dahl HQ
@roald_dahl
MRS TWIT'S GUIDE TO GIFT GIVING
Buy someone a lovely box of chocolates
Eat them all yourself
Put sprouts inβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Buy someone a lovely box of chocolates
Eat them all yourself
Put sprouts inβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Roald Dahl HQ
@roald_dahl
Minecrafters of America!
In 2018, Madeline entered a splendiferous story idea - and this is what the team atβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
In 2018, Madeline entered a splendiferous story idea - and this is what the team atβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Roald Dahl HQ
@roald_dahl
We already know that these two have the most enormous of appetites. But who could guzzle the most chocolate?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
