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Ryan Greenwood
@ry_greenwood
Get sent a pandora ring as a hint and sent a Β£2.5k TAG Heuer watch back yeah thought so, works both ways
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Ryan Greenwood
@ry_greenwood
Anyone wanting last minute tickets for my fight on Saturday let me know, last couple of days they'll be available
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Ryan Greenwood
@ry_greenwood
Reckon I could eat an apple through a tennis racket with this lump on my lip. Why anyone would want to punch me of all people I do not know
Ryan Greenwood
@ry_greenwood
Kisstory you belter
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Ryan Greenwood
@ry_greenwood
Ryan Greenwood
@ry_greenwood
Can't wait for a lie in tomorrow
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Ryan Greenwood
@ry_greenwood
@s_logan_87 @wozzaPC was tryna think when I'd last pissed myself then nah not me
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Ryan Greenwood
@ry_greenwood
Someone got pumped in a car park? Jesus, lasses used to get fingered on parkies field for a twoey and no-one batted an eye lid
Ryan Greenwood
@ry_greenwood
It's impossible to say anything other than "spot on mate" when they show you the back of your hair after a haircut
Ryan Greenwood
@ry_greenwood
Who's idea was it to play out on a school night
Ryan Greenwood
@ry_greenwood
White Christmas
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
