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Salim Swaleh π·πΌ
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But how? pic.twitter.com/C8giSimilx
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Anklets are meant for clean and beautiful feet. Not those toes that look like ginger.
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Salim Swaleh π·πΌ
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If you want to see the true meaning of communication;
* Promise a man SEX
* Promise a woman MONEY.
* Promise a man SEX
* Promise a woman MONEY.
Salim Swaleh π·πΌπΊπ¬
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May the Almighty Allah distance us from poverty.
Salim Swaleh
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Maturity is when you understand that no man is dating one woman no matter how innocent he looks.
Salim Swaleh
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Where is this church? pic.twitter.com/i2sz5sRJ3h
Salim Swaleh
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Girls suck at cuddling.
In just 3 minutes, they be like "Can I ask you a question? And don't lie"
In just 3 minutes, they be like "Can I ask you a question? And don't lie"
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Salim Swaleh
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When you accidentally look good in one picture and people start thinking you're cute.
Salim Swaleh
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*Me as a parent*
Teacher: Your son was involved in a fight.
Me: Did he win?
Teacher: Your son was involved in a fight.
Me: Did he win?
Salim Swaleh
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A couple that prays together pic.twitter.com/z03ICVHof8
Salim Swaleh
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My fellow fake friends...
Our days are numbered.
Our days are numbered.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
