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Samantha Damron
@sam_damron
you know what they say, too much of a good thing
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Samantha Damron
@sam_damron
If I see one more "I'm always tired but never of you" post I'm gonna throw up. Always tired, mostly of you
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Samantha Damron
@sam_damron
Girl he only ed ya over cuz ya let him
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Samantha Damron
@sam_damron
Sometimes I shock myself at how nice of a human being I am lolz
Samantha Damron
@sam_damron
@sam_damron but you are not a human being
Samantha Damron
@sam_damron
Here at IAHS, it's tradition to not know the alma mater
Samantha Damron
@sam_damron
If I have too much to do I get real nervous and do none of it
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Samantha Damron
@sam_damron
People must forget waitresses only make $3.00 an hour
Samantha Damron
@sam_damron
I will never have a big enough bedside table
Samantha Damron
@sam_damron
Dead vine.co/v/iiF0d60Z6q5
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Samantha Damron
@sam_damron
@hunterhizzy woke me up at 5:00 am to ask if mayonnaise could ruin
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
