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Samantha
@sammmah_
when your makeup is on point but you canβt get a good picture to save your life
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Samantha
@sammmah_
When you just shave your legs & lay on your sheets
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Samantha
@sammmah_
That relationship where you can talk all the way from βgood morningβ to βgood nightβ and never get bored of each other.
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Samantha
@sammmah_
Bobbing for pic.twitter.com/GUqzOA3EPe
Samantha
@sammmah_
I have this employee that keeps looking at me and says "I love it when you call me big papa" and it just makes me uncomfortable.
Samantha
@sammmah_
Push me up against the nearest wall and kiss me like you mean it
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Samantha
@sammmah_
You're a kicker... You're one job is to make kicks... You're ONE FUCKING JOB
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Samantha
@sammmah_
I want this color. pic.twitter.com/Nq9sEEmrQj
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Samantha
@sammmah_
OMFG HAPPY #FirstDayOfFall
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Samantha
@sammmah_
Yup pic.twitter.com/l4HIysVZsu
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carrie bradshaw.
@sammmah_
a cute goodnight text would be nice
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
