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Shea
@sheabaynes
PSA: screaming "Diet Coke" is not a sufficient answer to the question "how are you doing"
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Shea
@sheabaynes
@purrrsten Take them they're perfect
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@sheabaynes
when I use the emoji I'm prob like pic.twitter.com/u0huxs7TMi
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Shea
@sheabaynes
@REDintheHEAD3 bitch I'm off tomorrow
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@sheabaynes
One of my bar regulars is Frank Gallagher pic.twitter.com/yTwhf4sT1s
Shea
@sheabaynes
Why is automatic 15% gratuity not a thing at like all restaurants your compliments and verbal tips don't pay my bills
Shea
@sheabaynes
Everyone's gettin married and I'm over here thinking, "stay the fuck away from me with that love shit."
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@sheabaynes
I just wish I was rich so I could spoil everyone I love on Christmas
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@sheabaynes
Girls are so fake like if you don't like someone don't associate yourself with them you look dumb
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Shea
@sheabaynes
Just in one of those fuck everybody I don't need friends stages rn
Shea
@sheabaynes
low key into u or something
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
