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Why do restaurants assume that vegetarians are healthy?! No I don't want meat but I also don't want that shitty 9 grain bread
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When you're waiting for your friends to get ready and they take FOREVER
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โ@barbieisthebest: But if the situation was flipped you know I'll be there making sure you're okay.โ
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There are a million you's. Don't be dumb
Retweet of status by @foolishhheart
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If you've never had the pepper jack supreme bagel from Dunkin Donuts...I'm sorry.
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I need bagels on bagels right noww
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Ed Sheeran does it agaiinnnn
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My nephews - "Todd can we go to your room and spend time with you?"
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@Kris_P_Nugget 5 dayssss!!
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@codyboy1460 it's bulllshhiitttt
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
