iEmoji Feeds @Brüchmann (skellysquid)
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Brüchmann
@skellysquid
Sometimes I’ll text the homies “” and tell them what a handsome husband and father they’ll make once these bitches stop playing
Retweet of status by @godsfavHunk
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Brüchmann
@skellysquid
I don't pretend to be anything I'm not... Except for sober , I've pretended to be sober a few times
Retweet of status by @bdaly2468
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Brüchmann
@skellysquid
I just got a really nice email from the pilot of this exact plane. I'm so excited he got to see it! pic.twitter.com/gLoD58POP8
Retweet of status by @kevinmgill
Brüchmann
@skellysquid
turtles are adapted for aquatic life. pic.twitter.com/NT4DfDQfFU
Brüchmann
@skellysquid
Tomorrow, I go to sea.
So tonight, I smoke. pic.twitter.com/zK3CJkpUwR
So tonight, I smoke. pic.twitter.com/zK3CJkpUwR
Brüchmann
@skellysquid
Me: "I see your child saw Dr. X" (female physician )
Patient's Father: "Yes, we saw that nurse on Friday"… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Patient's Father: "Yes, we saw that nurse on Friday"… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Brüchmann
@skellysquid
I wasn’t going to drink today but when I got home from work there was dog shit on the kitchen rug.
Sláinte, motherfuckers.
Sláinte, motherfuckers.
Brüchmann
@skellysquid
Dragons pic.twitter.com/v2qdocbspD
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
