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Some Call Me Tim? (Monkey)
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@Seth_man @fkaannabanana You spelled “Whataburger” wrong.
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Some Call Me Tim? (Monkey)
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@HacksawIs Yikes!
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Some Call Me Tim? (Monkey)
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@DrivewayLocker @LouLimeand This made me laugh out loud. Thank you.
Timothy Monkey, Esq.* (*not a lawyer!!!)
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@DontForgetGin My proudest parental moment was when my son blamed his fart on the dog. That’s my boy!
Timothy Monkey, Esq.* (*not a lawyer!!!)
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To all moms everywhere I want to wish you a Happy Mother’s Day.
@mlzema You are a very weird person, which is probably why I identify with you.
Timmy Monkey, Your Weird Uncle.
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@mlzema I presume that you’ve been watching your Dodgers playing my Rangers. Don’t talk to me about the scores! W… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Timmy Monkey, Your Weird Uncle.
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@compbiobryan @sirocyl Ah. I see. That was unclear to me.
Timmy Monkey, Your Weird Uncle.
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If people in Michigan show you where they’re from by pointing to their hand, what do people from Florida do?
Timmy Monkey, Your Weird Uncle.
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@keriqbaum @jvbt82hhs @3MBComics Anyone who has dogs will relate to this.
Timmy Monkey, Your Weird Uncle.
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@mareserinitatis @SeeLukeTri Fair enough. Carry on!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
