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slushpuppy
@slushpuppy14
Dr Paul is a little sassy about emails today
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slushpuppy
@slushpuppy14
@slushpuppy14 @_kelie "I got two boyfriends. One for now & one for later. I got two boyfriends, one for the sex and one for the dinner."
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slushpuppy
@slushpuppy14
Having the apartment to my self is fun during the day but it's kinda sketchy at night not gonna lie
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slushpuppy
@slushpuppy14
Yes to the lo pic.twitter.com/quxZq80bgf
slushpuppy
@slushpuppy14
Words and actions are completely separate things οΈ
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slushpuppy
@slushpuppy14
slushpuppy
@slushpuppy14
My mom is easy to impress because I showed her my aux cord and she's acting like I drive a 2016 BMW
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@slushpuppy14
Like she's so behind in the times. She just showed me this "super cool new song she heard from American Idol"....its chandelier guys.
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slushpuppy
@slushpuppy14
Money only attracts lazy women. An ambitious woman will be way too focused making her own
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slushpuppy
@slushpuppy14
He emailed is professor drunk pic.twitter.com/X1kSES6do5
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slushpuppy
@slushpuppy14
@jewl222 made us watch session 7 episode 23 of criminal minds and is mad that we don't feel bad for the character that didn't even die.
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...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
