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Emily Mauter
@swerlspice
Me and Phylicia hanging for Memorial Day pic.twitter.com/42I7AAsqdP
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Emily Mauter
@swerlspice
I really want @TacoCatmn but I feel bad asking them to deliver in this weather. But they say they don't mind. So... I'm ordering Taco Cat
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Emily Mauter
@swerlspice
@webinista I read two paragraphs and had to stop
Emily Mauter
@swerlspice
@coyahope I got $5 on bail!
Emily Mauter
@swerlspice
Who the fuck keeps cutting the fuckin onions?! Good fuckin grief, man. pic.twitter.com/4ypuP7v1uV
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Emily Mauter
@swerlspice
This is importantโMnuchin can't guarantee the middle class won't pay more under the W.H. tax plan pic.twitter.com/RMRT5HHO3R
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Emily Mauter
@swerlspice
my kind of date pic.twitter.com/mTnd4hI0Eb
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@swerlspice
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@swerlspice
@mellemusic I went bc we need some glassware for work. I wandered around all glassy eyed, got the glassware, and then I got a coffee table
Emily Mauter
@swerlspice
My goodness. I'm not sure anyone's tweets age as well as yours. At least you can claim a victory in that. twitter.com/realdonaldtrumโฆ
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Emily Mauter
@swerlspice
@brokeymcpoverty dude in workshop tried to tell me my description of orgasm was "gratuitous" because women's orgasms don't work like that
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
