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Cynthia
@texasoyztershel
Her: 'I want me a man with a big dick and lots of money'
Me: 'have you tried doing kegel exercises and getting a job?'
Me: 'have you tried doing kegel exercises and getting a job?'
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Cynthia
@texasoyztershel
Those of you off from work today, it is incumbent upon you to entertain those of us who do have to work. Thanks.
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Cynthia
@texasoyztershel
My get-rich-slowly scheme is taking longer than anticipated
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Cynthia
@texasoyztershel
One of you lard ass moms waddle your dumptruck into the kitchen and get me another cup of coffee
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Cynthia
@texasoyztershel
I knew I shouldnβt have followed back that account. Straight into my DM.
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Cynthia
@texasoyztershel
I've become too dangerous to RT now, haven't I?
Scared.
I knew this time would come
Scared.
I knew this time would come
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Cynthia
@texasoyztershel
*Watching Porn*
He's a rubbish stepdad
He's a rubbish stepdad
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Cynthia
@texasoyztershel
I'm hammering TF out of my clit RN.
Don't tell anybody.
Don't tell anybody.
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Cynthia
@texasoyztershel
Blocking douchebags from multiple accounts is my kink
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Cynthia
@texasoyztershel
@ljisthename1 just tryin to fit in.
Cynthia
@texasoyztershel
Egyptian hieroglyphics be like: +
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
