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Ho-Ho-Hans Gruber
@thatbillokeefe
If the government shuts down and stops working. How can you tell?
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Bill
@thatbillokeefe
So my daughter missed the bus and I almost poured chicken broth in my coffee instead of cream.
Howβs your morning going?
Howβs your morning going?
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Bill OβKeefe
@thatbillokeefe
@FBillMcMorris Says partial defunding.
Bill OβKeefe
@thatbillokeefe
@kelly_dillon man they were so right there is so much snow by the Holland I'm glad I stayed home. Like three feet out here now
Bill, Total Genius
@thatbillokeefe
Bills fans folding tables... pic.twitter.com/GTsHdigUv0
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Bill O'Keefe
@thatbillokeefe
Meanwhile in my dms... pic.twitter.com/IT7bod6s29
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Bill O'Keefe
@thatbillokeefe
Good morning, Twitter pic.twitter.com/cqnG6ltDWe
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Bill O'Keefe
@thatbillokeefe
Fast and Furious 9: Gone Postal!
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Bill O'Keefe
@thatbillokeefe
If Thomas Jefferson had typed the Declaration of Independence on his iPhone.
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Bill O'Keefe
@thatbillokeefe
@aravosis @anyaparampil "it's high time we take Putin to task for the slaughter of AATRRRRRRGGGG "
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Bill O'Keefe
@thatbillokeefe
I'm not going to #DumpStarsWars over 2 asshole Hollywood writers throwing a tantrum. That said, Disney better rein in their people quick.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
