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michael owen
@themichaelowen
Oh well, at least the opposition isn't much good. Zidane, Carlos, Morientes etc.
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michael owen
@themichaelowen
Done hardly any training in months and I've agreed to play in front of 90,000 people at The Bernabau tomorrow. It's probably time to panic.
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michael owen
@themichaelowen
I'm loving the weather forecast for this month!
michael owen
@themichaelowen
I doubt anybody has smellier dogs that mine. Relentless farting every minute of the day.
michael owen
@themichaelowen
“@mjhemmins: @themichaelowen Good choice for top 2, well underrated goals. Better than just a 40 yrd strike. Great team play.”
Exactly!
Exactly!
michael owen
@themichaelowen
Happy Birthday Mum
michael owen
@themichaelowen
“@Pearson1980Mike: @themichaelowen just watching premiership years I'll give you your due you wasn't to bad at finishing!!”
Thank you!
Thank you!
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michael owen
@themichaelowen
On a brighter note, Chester's May Meeting is only 5 sleeps away and the course is looking fab!!! pic.twitter.com/tbl0zhjy2s
michael owen
@themichaelowen
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
