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DrugLord β
@tkmartwetz
They don't have a giraffe emoji
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DrugLord β
@tkmartwetz
Why do ladies think it's ok to put their toes all up on my timeline.
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tkmartwetz
@tkmartwetz
@leatwobyfour us lucky to have me. Who else will text you about crazy bowels?
tkmartwetz
@tkmartwetz
I smoke weed and it's ok! I pinky promise!
tkmartwetz
@tkmartwetz
RT @tmon3yy: I Keep It
tkmartwetz
@tkmartwetz
RT @UberFacts: In the 1950βs, people laughed an average of 18 minutes a day - Currently, we laugh an average of 4-6 minutes a day.
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tkmartwetz
@tkmartwetz
Just peed a little RT @MensHumor: Nothing more uncomfortable than a girl with a lazy eye looking up at you while giving you head.
tkmartwetz
@tkmartwetz
@leatwobyfour foeva eva
tkmartwetz
@tkmartwetz
Being shot with a BB gun, not cool
tkmartwetz
@tkmartwetz
@leatwobyfour I'm breaking you guys out. They will never know.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
