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Tom Mallabar
@tmallabar
Just come home to find a crackhead searching in the bushes in my front garden for fag ends
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Tom Mallabar
@tmallabar
Someone chucked a used needle into my garden from the car park behind my house
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Tom Mallabar
@tmallabar
Caaaw the bacon in the greggs near Are yard is so thin there's a pig running round Iron Acton with a plaster on his ass
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Tom Mallabar
@tmallabar
Tom Mallabar
@tmallabar
Just me or does everyone get random flashbacks to cringey things you've done whilst drunk
Tom Mallabar
@tmallabar
A ...... Blood ..... Klart...... Crocodile you know !!!!
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Tom Mallabar
@tmallabar
Got me in stitches pic.twitter.com/mbT9rok2SH
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Tom Mallabar
@tmallabar
Would not like to be @ciyastweet this morning
Tom Mallabar
@tmallabar
Tom Mallabar
@tmallabar
That little dance DJ's do when they feeling the song they are about to drop pic.twitter.com/NvjfeRI85J
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
