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@vazxok
I passed my exit test on the first attempt. I could cry OMG.
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@vazxok
Another month not pregnant
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@vazxok
Twitter do yo thang ... pic.twitter.com/7nsMN7116S
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@vazxok
@kirkthe3rd Youβre going to break out in hives
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@vazxok
Uh is anyone else getting emails like this? Iβve been getting them for over a month now pic.twitter.com/cXODaudONc
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@vazxok
my job forgot to put my termination date so now I have to wait another two weeks for my PTO cash out
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@vazxok
someone send me BBL money
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@vazxok
Gods timing is always right
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@vazxok
yeah the next time my parents leave i am going to drug my dogs so they can leave me alone throughout the night 2β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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@vazxok
some1 that would like to send me money to pay off my car loan
I have zelle, cashapp, PayPal, Venmo. You name it
I have zelle, cashapp, PayPal, Venmo. You name it
k
@vazxok
Hey Mimi, I fixed your speech @FLOTUS pic.twitter.com/J6RzgNCMuB
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
