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The Associate
@x909_Chris
When your housemate bumps Mariah Carey and you just get the feels
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Ron Fucking Swanson
@x909_Chris
I actually feel good today
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Ron Fucking Swanson
@x909_Chris
Guess who I just saw!!! instagram.com/p/uRdaDIEIhc/
Ron Fucking Swanson
@x909_Chris
β@autocorrects: When you're not wearing any makeup but bae still says you look good pic.twitter.com/idzo3NSQPbβ I can't breathe
Ron Fucking Swanson
@x909_Chris
Just picked up another shift today yay! #WantThePaperNotTheWork #OhWell #OnMyGrind #FreePizza
Ron Fucking Swanson
@x909_Chris
Took my mom out to dinner. Was nice to catch up
Ron Fucking Swanson
@x909_Chris
People: "It's so hot!"
Me: "Thank you "
Me: "Thank you "
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Ron Fucking Swanson
@x909_Chris
The craving for @TacoBell is real!!
Ron Fucking Swanson
@x909_Chris
I remember in middle school this kid Shay had a red pen pop in his mouth, there was ink everywhere the teacher was pissed and I'm like
Roronoa Zoro
@x909_Chris
Some dude got cracked in the face with a bottle
Roronoa Zoro
@x909_Chris
Found $32 on my way to class this morning #GoodVibes
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
