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So fucking excited to celebrate my birthday tonight!
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Rihanna played us pic.twitter.com/R11O2SLSZ4
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All I ask for is one solid night of sleep without waking up every other hour
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Public apology to all the friends who I haven't gotten back to this summer, I'm out here hustling trying to achieve financial stability
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There's always that one customer that asks if you're on the menu when you ask them if they want dessert if you don't gettt you ugly ass
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"Damn that's gonna be a zoo. Ppl gonna be breaking legs & shit." - @Jeanine012 twitter.com/femaletexts/stβ¦
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good lawd pic.twitter.com/4jGyhrWy0N
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Some girl had a coupon on her phone and I tried to zoom in to scan it and it accidentally went to her gallery and I saw all her nudes
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
