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copy & paste +upvote -downvote The ladies in my street need to understand that because I am a man doesn't mean I can kill a Snake. I can scream too ๐
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copy & paste +upvote -downvote I went to shoprite yesterday, a Lady was buying cucumber while I was buying vaseline. Why are we wasting money like this? ๐ญ
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@xqclusive1
If your boyfriend has a car, break the windscreen... If he doesn't beat you, marry him my sister
Retweet of status by @D__Primus
02 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If your boyfriend has a car, break the windscreen... If he doesn't beat you, marry him my sister๐๐
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@xqclusive1
I bought a powerbank from the open market, I was happy because it was cheap, until my phone started charging the power bank.
Retweet of status by @Mixana_PaBlo
30 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I bought a powerbank from the open market, I was happy because it was cheap, until my phone started charging the power bank.๐ฃ
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@xqclusive1
Don't feel ashamed to fart when urinating. There is no rain without thunder..!
Retweet of status by @Shatta_Nyame
25 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don't feel ashamed to fart๐จ when urinating. There is no rainโ without thunderโก..! โ๐
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@xqclusive1
Real men donโt collect nudes, they pay bride price to see and enjoy the original copy
Retweet of status by @manlike_rex
06 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Real men donโt collect nudes, they pay bride price to see and enjoy the original copy๐
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@xqclusive1
There are so many ways to kill a rat, this guy deserves an award pic.twitter.com/o9RDO7G1AV
19 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote There are so many ways to kill a rat, this guy deserves an award๐๐ https://t.co/o9RDO7G1AV
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@xqclusive1
If youโre having sex.... Donโt tell the poor guy to go โdeeperโ. If he could go deeper he would. You donโt hear him say โtighterโ right?
Retweet of status by @phunky___
11 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If youโre having sex.... Donโt tell the poor guy to go โdeeperโ. If he could go deeper he would.๐ You donโt hear him say โtighterโ right? ๐คฃ
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@xqclusive1
I don't know why people are scared of speaking in exam Hall, when some questions says "Discuss"
Retweet of status by @HislordshipB
04 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I don't know why people are scared of speaking in exam Hall, when some questions says "Discuss"๐น๐๐
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@xqclusive1
Dear TWITTER , WTF I DO?? pic.twitter.com/YYVAmwcM7y
Retweet of status by @_harrisonJNR
24 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dear TWITTER , WTF I DO?? ๐๐ https://t.co/YYVAmwcM7y
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@xqclusive1
My mom is preparing stew with the hen that has slept with all the cocks in the area, I wonโt eat that prostitute
Retweet of status by @HislordshipB
16 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My mom is preparing stew with the hen that has slept with all the cocks in the area, I wonโt eat that prostitute๐
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐