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jesse
@yummygoth
i love being human i having opposable thumbs i the human brain and abstract thought i spoken language i … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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jesse
@yummygoth
*notices your dozens of bullet wounds* Never do this again baby... for me
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jesse
@yummygoth
good morning *impregnates you*
jesse
@yummygoth
ughhh my hinge match Gurzog The Accursed One just laid a curse on me i hate apps sm
jesse
@yummygoth
(being shot to death) ummm i literally have sensory issues about bullet wounds why would you do this ableist!!!
jesse ⚾
@yummygoth
teeth @teeth12345 5h
I hope it's alright if I show up at your house tomorrow morning
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I hope it's alright if I show up at your house tomorrow morning
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jesse 🖤⚾
@yummygoth
me: comphet was beating niles cranes assss
my mom: your great aunt just drove her car into a hospital
my mom: your great aunt just drove her car into a hospital
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jesse 🖤⚾
@yummygoth
@teeth12345 i teeth
jesse 🖤
@yummygoth
RT if you're a baseball babe
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jesse 🖤
@yummygoth
Macauley Culkin cat emoji
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jesse 🖤
@yummygoth
*gets betrayed by a nonbinary person* wow... you think you know a kai
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
