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Lawrence Mtonga
@5ive_ngwee
10 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you'll call me shallow minded for tweeting that and you don't find it manageable then that implies that you're just.....anywhoπΈπ·
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Lawrence Mtonga
@5ive_ngwee
I have come to believe that not every woman is materialistic. ..
05 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I have come to believe that not every woman is materialistic. π..
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Lawrence Mtonga
@5ive_ngwee
05 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote *my Bro and I having supper last night *
Bro: Chilaz, salt ili kwi?
Me: Muli soup
Bro:π
Me:πππ
Lawrence Mtonga
@5ive_ngwee
TWITTER WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN! pic.twitter.com/2a4Vd9nXwT
02 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote TWITTER WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN! ππππ https://t.co/2a4Vd9nXwT
Lawrence Mtonga
@5ive_ngwee
Can you borrow me the money that I borrowed you,
Retweet of status by @abiii_dhabiii
24 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Can you borrow me the money that I borrowed you,ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
Lawrence Mtonga
@5ive_ngwee
Females are really funny creatures..You ask a girl out and she says "lemme go think about it first" like she left her head at home
Retweet of status by @ItsDahtMurdaBoy
23 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Females are really funny creatures..You ask a girl out and she says "lemme go think about it first" like she left her head at home ππ¬
THE LAWLEH
@5ive_ngwee
#RealPeriodAds you never knew the healing power of masturbation
20 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #RealPeriodAds you never knew the healing power of masturbation πππππ
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Lawrence Mtonga
@5ive_ngwee
This and many more are the reasons why #Zambia is broke. pic.twitter.com/fIlpVWXrIF
17 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This πππ and many more are the reasons why #Zambia is broke. https://t.co/fIlpVWXrIF
Lawrence Mtonga
@5ive_ngwee
That joke about taking your girl to the filling station bc of price is getting over used currrrrrrrrrrrit
Retweet of status by @Chiefpoochi
15 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote That joke about taking your girl to the filling station bc of β½ price is getting over used currrrrrrrrrrritπΆπΆπΆ
LAWLEH
@5ive_ngwee
Someone should sit by the gate with a microphone or something so that when a tweep enters their handle is announced #TweepFest
Retweet of status by @PillsBury101
12 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Someone should sit by the gate with a microphone or something so that when a tweep enters their handle is announced πππ#TweepFest
LAWLEH
@5ive_ngwee
I wanted you that time but you was being a trip nigga, enjoy your singleness! twitter.com/Adrizy/status/β¦
Retweet of status by @MistressOfShaka
11 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I wanted you that time but you was being a trip nigga, enjoy your singleness!π https://t.co/DnVgDAeaMd
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
β@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...β
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08 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote β@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. πβͺ, I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...β
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