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andrea mendes
@AndreaMendes
I can’t even sit up in bed to drink my Gatorade
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andrea mendes
@AndreaMendes
If ur dog isn’t on a leash and comes up to my dog while she’s on her leash and she’s an asshole to it...it ain’t my problem
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Andrea Mendes
@AndreaMendes
THIS IS WHAT WE WANTED WHEN YALL WERE TOO BUSY FIGHTING AND RELEASING POM POMS #jonasbrothers pic.twitter.com/rdHFIA9VDk
Andrea Mendes
@AndreaMendes
@JeffreeStar free gift with all orders, measles
Andrea Mendes
@AndreaMendes
PSA: don’t invite me to get tattoos with you because *I* just end up getting a tattoo that day too
Andrea Mendes
@AndreaMendes
@AllyMoran “Be fat in Wyoming”
Andrea Mendes
@AndreaMendes
I John Mayer pic.twitter.com/k4YPT6PFmM
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Andrea Mendes
@AndreaMendes
Good thing we didn’t name Copley “Dola” like we wanted to
Andrea Mendes
@AndreaMendes
What does DJ Khaled do on tour? I’m not trying being mean, a serious inquiry - he’s a producer and yells D! J!KHALED! WE DA BEST!
Andrea Mendes
@AndreaMendes
#MeToo. Don’t touch me
Andrea Mendes
@AndreaMendes
@RingPRgirl @jesspoillucci It straight up tastes like pizza (frozen, but still pizza) with like half the carbs. But like I also love carbs
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
