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@MTopkat3852
The Whitney Houston Rehab Center: Bathing Is Included #BadRehabCenterNames
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I want someone to look at me like Lindsay Lohan looks at a bottle of vodka.
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@MTopkat3852
Watching #BluePlanet2 tonight was like getting an invite to one of @MTopkat3852 barbecues
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@MTopkat3852
You act like youβve never sexted with a cat avi before
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@MTopkat3852
@MTopkat3852 Itβs funny because itβs true
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@MTopkat3852
#MakeItAwkwardBy inviting a couple of the homeless into the diner for breakfast. It seems to upset the Christian clientele.
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@MTopkat3852 @EmmaleaT Oh yeah half em do that as well
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Mr. Mom duties are over for the day. Is vodka o'clock.
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#ItWouldTakeALotForMe to give up martinis.
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Sent a 'group text' to let my friends know I was having a bbq and didn't realize auto-correct had changed bbq to baby
#NotSmartPhoneStory
#NotSmartPhoneStory
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doesn't go to church or country concerts. Feels very safe
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
