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April Gardner
@apes718
Happy birthday, Singapore! ift.tt/2viE36d pic.twitter.com/L4lX8CGk7B
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April Gardner
@apes718
Returning things and thinking, "I am so responsible!!", when in reality I didn't have the money to spend in the first place
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April Gardner
@apes718
I actually finished a tube of chapstick without losing it. "One small step for man" kinda stuff over here, folks pic.twitter.com/rYcJ94r2ET
April Gardner
@apes718
The life of a vet student's dog: getting tied to a dresser so we can practice bovine restraint @freetrolley pic.twitter.com/jWpHCwpQXz
April Gardner
@apes718
@gremlinlucy oh my god
April Gardner
@apes718
Happy day! I forgot about something I ordered online and it just came in the mail! It's like Christmas!
April Gardner
@apes718
Dad's first college football game #hokies ift.tt/2cHogVP pic.twitter.com/atzi4epYdj
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April Gardner
@apes718
::Commutes while researching "highest caffeine content drinks from Starbucks"::
April Gardner
@apes718
So if it's 2:03 ... and 2+0+3=5 ... and 5:00=acceptable drinking start time ... then 2:03=time to drink? #AlcohoLogic
April Gardner
@apes718
If you don't send one thought as eight different text messages, are you really texting your best friend?
April Gardner
@apes718
Why do people walk on the left side of the hallway/sidewalk/stairs? Stop the madness. This is AMERICA! Please just walk on the right
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
