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Borderline Bitch
@crazyandbitchy
There are a handful of anons that I follow who I am convinced are "big anons" and when I realize they're under 10K I'm like... HOW?!
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Borderline Bitch
@crazyandbitchy
Seriously dying. http://t.co/RLO2NCauqR
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Borderline Bitch
@crazyandbitchy
Last night I had a dream that someone thought the emoji was perfection and kept explaining to me why they loved it.
Borderline Bitch
@crazyandbitchy
Crush and I established we have had the same number of sexual partners tonight. He was intimidated because he thought I'd had more.
Borderline Bitch
@crazyandbitchy
5 away from 1500.
Borderline Bitch
@crazyandbitchy
I AM A SHITSHOW
Borderline Bitch
@crazyandbitchy
If you use this emoji I assume you are drunk because whenever I'm drunk I accidentally click it.
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Borderline Bitch
@crazyandbitchy
@HungoverHickeys
Borderline Bitch
@crazyandbitchy
Glad the only chick in our friend group who drinks more than me is here.
Borderline Bitch
@crazyandbitchy
I know I wore these pants to work on Friday but I washed them so really I don't give a fuck
Borderline Bitch
@crazyandbitchy
Just heard Same Love on the radio!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
