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@mmilligaan
If my forehead wasn't so big I'm sure my foundation would last an extra few weeks
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melissa.
@mmilligaan
Accurate af pic.twitter.com/xdf9mqFFCU
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@mmilligaan
"What's a 21 year old doing with Β£10,000 in savings??! Get ten grand worth of ching and get it down u" my pals
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melissa.
@mmilligaan
Preeeeeach pic.twitter.com/0uBaIdRa76
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melissa.
@mmilligaan
your boyfriends friends are NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT your friends!!!! they will watch him cheat on you then be in your face like "you 2"
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melissa.
@mmilligaan
Running low on gear? Good job Pablo Escobar is here pic.twitter.com/LAsYGVKo5X
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melissa.
@mmilligaan
Wit actually happened to house parties? Total miss gettin ma 3l defeater getting absolute plastered with yer best pals. Weekends r pish now
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@mmilligaan
People who put the milk in before the hot water when making a cup of tea give me the genuine fear
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melissa.
@mmilligaan
Matt Cardle suing Ed Sheeran for 20 million because photograph supposedly sounds like one of his songs no one has ever heard. Awrite pal
melissa.
@mmilligaan
Most frustrating hing when all you have to do is sit and scroll though your phone. Like someone take me to McDonald's or something
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melissa.
@mmilligaan
When ur bitching abt a girl to ur bf n he says 'Shes no done anything to me' :s Well hitlers no done anytn to me but am no his no1 fan
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
