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@Flattliner
22 Oct 16
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FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
15 Aug 16
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FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
Today I am full ofโฆ
โข Muesli
โข Love
โข Myself
โข An urge to contemplate the essentially pointless nature of our existence
โข Shit
โข Muesli
โข Love
โข Myself
โข An urge to contemplate the essentially pointless nature of our existence
โข Shit
23 Apr 16
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โข Muesliโ๏ธ
โข Loveโ๏ธ
โข Myselfโ๏ธ
โข An urge to contemplate the essentially pointless nature of our existenceโ๏ธ
โข Shit โ๏ธ
FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
How are your mood swings?
โฆand roundabouts?
โฆand roundabouts?
05 Apr 16
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โฆand roundabouts?
FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
Anyone wondering if Betnovate steroid cream works on sunburn, 20 years after its expiry dateโฆ
Ha! It does.
Ha! It does.
08 Feb 16
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Ha! It does.
FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
Spring, summer and fall honey from my ladies instagram.com/p/BA15-hapzTR/
Retweet of status by @GreenEyedJedi
22 Jan 16
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FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
Have spent the last 8 hours 10 minutes listening to all my Bowie albums, and now Iโm feeling sadder than when I first learnt of his deathโฆ
11 Jan 16
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FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
Oh come on ye facial, joyful and triumphant....
Too early?
Too early?
Retweet of status by @MasterOfFury
11 Nov 15
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Too early?
FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
Sitting in economy on a Virgin train out of London and just realised that I've forgotten somethingโฆ
My vaccinations.
My vaccinations.
06 Nov 15
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My vaccinations.
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FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
Nocturnal emissions
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Volkswagen emissions
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Volkswagen emissions
09 Oct 15
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Volkswagen emissions ๐๐จ
FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
People who insist on showering before AND after sex - I have the perfect solution to your obsession:
Buy a bigger showerโฆ
Buy a bigger showerโฆ
03 Oct 15
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Buy a bigger showerโฆ
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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