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L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
Well, OJ is free...
On a related note... vodka is still way too expensive.
#theJuiceIsLoose
On a related note... vodka is still way too expensive.
#theJuiceIsLoose
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L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
Had to shave an arm for a tattoo so I shave the opposite leg for balance.
#stoptellingmeimnotsexy
#stoptellingmeimnotsexy
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L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
We have an ER doc that orders orthostatics on everybody
#waytopissoffnurses
#waytopissoffnurses
L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
RN: have you ever had surgery?
Pt: not in the past 5 years...
RN: yeah... but how about EVER
Pt: not in the past 5 years...
RN: yeah... but how about EVER
L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
Keep 'em alive until 0705... #nightshiftstruggle #strugglebus
L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
Therapeutic cricoid pressure.... #throatpunch
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L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
Y'all, please DO NOT let your children play on the floor of a hospital room. You're basically letting them lick every sick person in here.
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L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
I think I caught the #flubola
L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
Happy Holidays! pic.twitter.com/nWsjiCfRF5
L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
Pt: Im a retired AF medic
RN: thank you for your service
Pt: you can thank me with a hot coffee and a hooker
RN: thank you for your service
Pt: you can thank me with a hot coffee and a hooker
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
