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L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
We all think we're pretty smart until we try to turn on someone else's shower.
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L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
If my child could let me sleep until 7am... That would be amazing. These 4am wake ups are getting old...
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L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
The question of the night goes to my attending:
"Why are you coming to the ER on a Tuesday night for joint pain you've had for a year?"
"Why are you coming to the ER on a Tuesday night for joint pain you've had for a year?"
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L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
Seriously planning on applying to be a flight nurse within the next year...
L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
Don't flirt with what's mine...
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L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
I wonder if that bitch ever moved out of @Ludacris' way
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L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
Dear Chicago Bears fans... Please find another slogan besides "are you ready to 'bear down'?"
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L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
People ask why I'm not working as a medic anymore.... 1. Money 2. Don't have to go in people's nasty ass houses
L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
When a squad calls and it's a woman in labor.
"Let me transfer you to L&D. Buh-bye."
"Let me transfer you to L&D. Buh-bye."
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L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
Ready for "engagement season" to be over... Until then, I'll be drinking wine in my jammies pic.twitter.com/AU2dnVCweW
L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
Since I couldn't sleep, I did some online shopping
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
