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Eric Bandholz
@bandholz
Make sure you exercise today and drink lots of water.
Make yourself harder to kill.
Make yourself harder to kill.
Retweet of status by @ZubyMusic
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Eric Bandholz
@bandholz
@MKBHD At least you donβt sound like Kermit the Frog.
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Eric Bandholz
@bandholz
So...
This is how I make it to the @colbertlateshow.
Guess I'll take it.
pic.twitter.com/fOhQeDkXZZ
This is how I make it to the @colbertlateshow.
Guess I'll take it.
pic.twitter.com/fOhQeDkXZZ
Eric Bandholz
@bandholz
You guys ever think about how penguins are pretty much the evolutionary start of bird whales?
Eric Bandholz
@bandholz
@dennishegstad @bunch Dirty Bills is a favorite spot of my rowing team. Keep a lookout for a bunch of tall dudes with fucked up hands.
Eric Bandholz
@bandholz
@vanschneider Hah, I get it... βgo placesβ
Eric Bandholz
@bandholz
What was the name of the sausage who always gave terrible gifts?
Bratwurst.
Bratwurst.
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Eric Bandholz
@bandholz
How did the tree feel about his 1,000th birthday?
He was petrified.
He was petrified.
Eric Bandholz
@bandholz
So this came in the mail. pic.twitter.com/XS233KAfFK
Eric Bandholz
@bandholz
It's pre-launch day at @beardbrand. We've got 6 new products coming your way. Check your inboxes soon.
#NoBeardRequired
#NoBeardRequired
Eric Bandholz
@bandholz
Did you hear about the school fight between the art student and the art teacher?
It was a draw.
It was a draw.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
