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Eric Bandholz
@bandholz
You know what I love about air conditioning?
Whenever I have it, I feel so cool.
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Whenever I have it, I feel so cool.
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Eric Bandholz
@bandholz
Do they call them cherries because you need to stand on a chair to pick them?
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Eric Bandholz
@bandholz
What did the deaf outlet say when the power cord asked for more power?
Watt!?
Watt!?
Eric Bandholz
@bandholz
When I was in high school I got a job at the zoo circumcising elephants.
The pay was shit, but the tips were huge!
(cred: @jamesey10)
The pay was shit, but the tips were huge!
(cred: @jamesey10)
Eric Bandholz
@bandholz
Can anyone explain why we have a & but no Festivus pole emoji? Why is no one else outraged by this?
Eric Bandholz
@bandholz
Happy Thanksgiving y'all! And happy Thursday to everyone not in America.
Eric Bandholz
@bandholz
@Ed_Marin I don't, but thanks to marvels of technology I can grasp the message.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
