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Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
@Joducker83 definitely! Fill your iPod with Ed songs and we'll have it playing quietly in the background sort of hypnotising him
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Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
Feeling rough as sandpaper
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Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
I'm sure Apple do something to their phones every time they bring out a new one to make them malfunction so you buy the new one
Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
I feel guilty having a cooked breakfast in front of the builder working in my bathroom!
Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
New phone case pic.twitter.com/9MvHPm9sWy
Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
Put a bottle of wine in the fridge to celebrate or commiserate with tomorrow
Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
Just left a voicemail saying 'I know it sounds like I'm in Beirut!'
I think I'm so funny
I think I'm so funny
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Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
@FulhamMoose @MalenaOrlando @philiptreloggan not just me then
Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
I swear to God a child just screamed and it sounded like a dentists drill!
Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
When ppl snore and I mean really snore how do they not wake themselves - they're soooo loud
Good job I have earplugs
Good job I have earplugs
Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
@MalenaOrlando totally worth it
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
