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John, son of Kipps
@Magic_fing3rs
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John, son of Kipps
@Magic_fing3rs
Serving an old woman about 70 n she told me a joke. "Why do Jewish men get circumcised, cos Jewish women love 20% off" brutal
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John, son of Kipps
@Magic_fing3rs
Some bird just walked in the pop and gave donnies dad grief and he said 'fuck up ya fucking mattress'
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John, son of Kipps
@Magic_fing3rs
How will you vote today? *cough* pic.twitter.com/b9q3hkA127
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John, son of Kipps
@Magic_fing3rs
Awkward pic.twitter.com/KEZ5rPsSlL
John, son of Kipps
@Magic_fing3rs
Left ma house earlier on and wee guys across the road were shouting ed sheerans had a haircut
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John, son of Kipps
@Magic_fing3rs
Corbyn didn't have that childcare figure memorised for an interview so I'll be voting for the Tories and food banks and no school meals.
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John, son of Kipps
@Magic_fing3rs
Swaggered through the door just affit and ma maws like that "who's fucking hat is that and why is there a sponge hinging out yer pocket"
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John, son of Kipps
@Magic_fing3rs
Dionnes at the McDonald's drive through and the woman says what can a get you and she went '2 pleaseburgers cheese'
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John, son of Kipps
@Magic_fing3rs
Boy working in primark asked ma maw to phone his boss and kidon she was his maw and say he was to go hame
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John, son of Kipps
@Magic_fing3rs
so so minging when everyone just blames EVERY Muslim when something like this happens
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
