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John
@Magic_fing3rs
A mind a had a house party back in the day and went to go for a pish and beena was riding in ma toilet didn't even lock the door big rapist
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John
@Magic_fing3rs
always fancy the wrong folk at the wrong time
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John
@Magic_fing3rs
see when ur wee n u think ur mums a superhero but then u grow up n realise she canny see or hear or cook or spell or hold a pish in Sad
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John
@Magic_fing3rs
getting a no thanks t-shirt and gawn as selfish, close minded, our children's future destroyer for halloween
John
@Magic_fing3rs
ma wee brer is petrified a spiders, whenever theres wan in the hoose he runs away screamin then comes back n says "a wis bammin ye's up"
John
@Magic_fing3rs
Still Funny vine.co/v/OPV2at5gi5E
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John
@Magic_fing3rs
Is getting ignored the most infuriating thing in the world? I think so
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John
@Magic_fing3rs
'ur opinion is like an orgasm, once I've had mine I couldn't give a fuck about yours'
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John
@Magic_fing3rs
Lighting scars are so beautiful pic.twitter.com/dJNUZktfBv
John
@Magic_fing3rs
when you put a mirror effect on your selfie and your arm turns into a fanny pic.twitter.com/wzLtAwWF4o
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
